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Want to see the worst keyboard I’ve made? No?

Too bad!

Here’s the Hair Keyboard. I built this in 2020. It’s basically just a relatively standard QWERTY membrane-dome keyboard, but it’s got a very unique look, thanks to a lot of time spent with glue and fake fur from a hobby store. It took a LONG time to comb this thing into usability, and I cannot describe how it feels to type on.

An overall picture:

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Some horrible pre-combing shots:

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Bad Hair (Keyboard) day:

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Fun fact: Posting this is causing my music to skip. I think my computer can’t handle even the image of the Hair Keyboard.

I’m deeply amused by how many people are going “oh, 2020, yeah the pandemic really affected everyone’s mental health badly”

I bought the supplies for this in 2019. This wasn’t the pandemic, folks. This is just how I am.

Keyboard lube? Oh, you mean hair gel?

worddevourer:

There once was a singer of old,
Who then broke away from the fold,
He won’t give you up,
He won’t let you down,
In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

crazy-pages:

pancakeke:

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won’t be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

elfgrunge:

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear’s owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky’s marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear’s authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.